The People have spoken! – the overwhelming choice for the Christmas match has been to stoke up a bit of Hemispherical rivalry….
So on Saturday 27th December post-festivities, the Men of the North led by Mr Gary (True Grit) Turner will take the field
against the Shandy-drinking Bed-Wetting Southern Softies with Greg (Moistly) Moses trying to keep the bitch-slapping
and the cat-calling at bay.
We’ll be playing a 20 over (more if we can) Taverners Rules* Match (at the ICC Academy)
Batsmen retire on 20 – can come back at the end
Must use a minimum of 10 Bowlers, bowling a maximum of 3 each.
Please be there before 1:00pm for our pre-match “Warm-up” session. Please do not worry, this is not going to be too stressful
or arduous – just a little exercise to loosen the muscles and get the blood flowing.
That said, by simply turning up – you’re all automatically, signing a disclaimer agreeing that the club (or me) will be in no way responsible for any injuries, sickness, disorders, pregnancies, rashes, diseases, scars or mental deficiencies that come about from our little ‘warm-up’ session ☺
THE NORTH THE SOUTH
1 Badger (Beast) 1 Nathan (Caring) Cartright
2 GT (True Grit)* 2 (Gay) Gully
3 Johno (Hard-on) Houghton 3 (Nice) Nick Lloyd
4 Nick (Harder) Harvey 4 (Sensitive) CD Kotze
5 Sugee (Monster) 5 Ben (Jolly good) Jones
6 Richard (Well-Hard) Hallows 6 Kym (Harmless) Harris
7 Julius (Juggernaut) Mooney 7 Etienne (Velvety) Visser
8 Jason (Steaming) Stewart 8 Jason (Breathless) Brown
9 Chris (Braveheart) Bridle 9 Ian (Potty-trained) Potgieter
10 Chris (Dominant) Dommett 10 Andrew (Kind-hearted) Kirk
11 Lee (Deadly) Dawson 11 Greg (Moistly) Moses
12 (Cock-Crusher) Coco 12 Brad (Wiggly) Wissink
13 Olly (He-Man) Higgens
